Don't you dare...

You know what- I am sick and tired. Sick and tired of hearing "Marty Brodeur is washed up" "Marty ain't what he used to be" "Brodeur can't hack it" etc etc. Yes, Brodeur is in his 17th season with my beloved New Jersey Devils and he is 37 years old, but he is still ripping it. I just came from the heartbreaking 1-0 loss the Devils suffered tonight to the Bruins, but the positive is that Brodie faced upwards of 30 shots and looked better than ever. Some of his saves were just a mindfuck, so I don't want to hear he is "old," he is still more limber than a retired-gymnast-turned-professional-whore.

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

Let's look back at his marathon of a career, dude has played 70+ games per season in almost every season he has played -'95 was the shorten season and last year was hindered by an injury, that leaves only 2 years as the fulltime Devils goalie where he played under 70 games. My man is a machine. Nevermind the fact this year is his 8th 40+ win season over that time, an NHL record. But I won't bore you with a list of his NHL records - fuck it Brodie deserves a few mentioned: Most wins ever (closing in on 600), Most shutouts ever, Most saves ever, Most playoff shutouts ever [tied] etc etc.

Oh yeah and Brodie has won the Vezina Trophy (awarded to the best goalie in the NHL for those who don't know) 4 of the last 5 years. How can he be slipping if he continually wins the BEST GOALIE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING LEAGUE AWARD? Ohhhhh and he has been awarded the William M. Jennings Trophy (for the goalie whose team lets up the least amount of goals that season) twice in the last 5 years. Slipping? Get fucked.

I cannot imagine anyone who knows what a hockey puck is can honestly dispute that Martin Brodeur is the best goalie ever. Anyone who tries is making a feeble attempt and probably doesn't know their dick from my elbow. Take a look at the stats, go out to a game and watch him in the flesh, Brodeur is still one of, if not thee, best goalie(s) in the NHL. As someone who watches most of the Devils games, and goes to a lot of them too, I don't see a difference and until I do you can all eat Brodie's shit.

"Yeah son! Do somethin'!"