Is Hockey Still Going On?

Live Hockey is one of the most thrilling sports events i've ever been to. Fast, Fights, and Drunkeness. Its freakin' May. Flowers are in bloom and girls are wearing skimpy clothing. Spring has sprung and they are moist and wanting. What was I talking about? Oh yeah. Hockey. Its still going on! We aren't even to the finals yet! They should start the Hockey Season earlier in the year so i can watch it tuesday-Friday nights when there is nothing watch on ESPN besides the same old football speculation. How many ways can John Clayton (the ESPN analyst I would vote "most likely to have a wierd sexual fetish") report on the same reasons why the Lions will lose the weekend? People that love baseball rarely love Hockey. dunno why. Start it in October when the baseball playoffs are going on. Finish in Early April. Barry Melrose cut your hair. You're welcome America.