Pressure? What do YOU know about PRESSURE!!!

Welcome fo the biggest game of your life (Insert player/coach's name here). EVERYONE involved here has everything to prove for their season, career, even their legacy. Ok, maybe I give a shit more about how funny the commercials are, but really people's LIVES are at stake (mmm...steak) Lets start with the Colts. Jim Caldwell: Has a juggernaut of a team 14-0 playing a Jets team in a state of flux. Decided to pack it in right after halftime and lose the next two including a loss to the hapless Bills in a blizzard. you've got the MVP who is basically an on the field offensive coordinator. It's going to be all your fault if they lose Jimmy-boy. Trying to fill Tony Dungy's shoes? He may be one of the best influences football has seen EVER! you want your own legacy? Gotta win this one. Otherwise you are that guy that can't close the deal, tells everyone how close your were, and goes home to jerk off. We all know this guy. His name is Brandon (last name withheld for courtesy). Peyton Manning: This guy used to fold more in the playoffs than that guy who plays "super tight poker" at a house game and no one knows who invited him. Someone probably works with him and he has a copy of SuperSystem in his Kindle. I WILL take his money and I WILL put pubic hair on his slice of pizza and tell them its shredded anchovies. Peyton won a ring against the "Rex Grossman" led bears. ( I dont know why I put quotes around Rex Grossman...he actually did lead them...) with a healthy Bob Sanders, Dwight Freeney being a BEAST and Marvin Harrison before he started shooting muthafuckas. This game could solidify Peyton into that Ultra elite category of guys with super stats and more than one ring. Not even Brett Favre has 2 rings and he's the Son of Jesus. If Peyton fails by heaving a few to Darren Sharper and company then his choke factor may be on the rise. Colts D: Is it possible to make an opposing offense tired? Because they won't be able to stop the Saints much. Weakened pass rush. No Bob Sanders. I couldn;t name another legitimate playmaker on that squad. Even if you can hold Colston, who doesnt even seem to be Brees's favorite target, good luck against the speedsters of Meacham and Henderson. Did someone say Reggie Bush? Yeah. Apparently Sean Payton found out how to use him and its working. The guy cuts in the open field better than a John Deere mower. and NOTHING runs like a Deere. Oh when the Saints...(oh when the Saints) Wow Pressure! The Colts are lucky their pressure is more individual. Lets try this one on for size. Your team is in its first ever Superbowl against the league MVP. No one on your current team has been an impact player on a former Superbowl team. People think that the Saints winning the Superbowl would be a serious step toward the resurgence in the area since Hurricane Katrina. :::cough cough PRESSURE!!!::: For this previously laughable franchise this is THE moment to make a wholescale change. This puts legitimacy into the former "Aints" (decent use of quotation marks" who were once synonymous with failure* *for more examples of failure see also Brandon trying to get laid. As for the individual Saints, no one has more pressure than Drew "Please will someone gnaw this thing off my face" Brees. Cast aside by the Chargers for Phillip Rivers he was throw into the pit of despair that is the Saints. Well the perverbial Pheonix has risen. If he wins this one he proves everyone wrong. Also...speaking of legacies...he gives legitimate credit to his name going into the HOF. His numbers are staggering over the past few seasons and with hardly a pro bowler in the bunch. he makes the right moves and doesnt make mistakes. But this is the Big Game. Its not him alone that can win or lose. Its easy for a guy in that position to try to do too much to win a game and hold the ball a little longer. Enter the Freeney Factor. Brees' "pressure" may lie equally in the hands of his own mind as the defensive pass rushers. So whats gonna happen? Are they all gonna crack and end up in a mental hospital? Is it called shutter island? Can Dicaprio play a Cover 2? Of Course not. But it should add for some great tense moments and drama especially in the final 4 minutes to see who milks the clock and who sucks the..what what was the word? Damn i just had it. It rhymes with clock...sucks the...the...COCK! Thats it...who Sucks the Cock. Who IS the cocksucker. Prediction: Peyton will throw all over a mediocre Saints D. He'll turn the ball over at least once and they will rush for under 85 yards. the Saints will score right with the Colts early in the game but fizzle out. Peyton leads a game winning drive with 1:46 to play that ends in a chip shot field goal that ices a victory. Score 27-24 colts.